The more the better...I suppose...?

So people, I know that we know not each other very well, So! Let me be the one to break the silence, and fulfill my part of bargain. In the next sentence, I shall share my deepest secret evaa. The one thing that has not been shared nor leaked to the public, the one thing that knows no boundaries, the one thing that could alter the entire human history if proven otherwise! SO!
Brace yourself! For the next statement is neither censored nor children friendly!

"This is the third time I write blogs in my life.." Wait, wait, wait, no! I'll repeat! Make it:
"This is the THIRD Blog that I write in my life (Read: in three years)...SO Far!"

Deehhh! I said it! Is it an apocalypse yet?!? NO? Well, maybe in the next 15 minutes or so! Wait, what? Why is the mortality level of my blog is very low you say?!! Actually, I can't agree more.
Pathetic isn't it? Well...that's why I'm here to improve my track record! So instead of criticizing me right here right now, why don't we all bow down in prayer and pray that this shall be the last and the longest of 'em all!
*If I'm not mistaken, the longest blog I had, had a pathetic 12 posts*
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Done?!

Alriiiiiight, spare me the small talks lest the world missing the best seat.
Let the plan be known!

This Blog shall host the Odyssey of my journey
in this new found land
New found land you say? Yep! New! As new as 500 years ago when the Portuguese found us! Not too shabby isn't it? So, without further ado:
Behold,

the new found land!

Ta~daaaaa!!!
the mighty kalimantan!

Feast your eyes upon such Beauty!

Where:

The jungles are lushes green,
The air is as fresh as ever,
The roads are hardly around,
Anaconda is around the corner,
Sending a mail physically is faster than email,
Internet is as mythical as an Aladdin's Floating Carpet,
and Tarzan knocks your door asking for sugars.
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Yea sure, this place ain't perfect, but hey! Rome ain't build in 500 years! and China isn't your shirt, shoes, jeans, pants, you-call-it! No1 producer in the world in one night! Since I live around this corner anyhow, why don't we make this post a good start for an:

awesomeness in the making!