I stumbled upon my old collections today, and guess what I found? This:
Why not give it a little read? and this is my full report:
The Infamous Chinese Emperors. It is full of...Ermm..I guess you can say interesting in some sort of way, but most of all retarded...downright retarded. So why don't we flip some pages and take a look at how interesting is the interesting! My personal favorite is Houtei! The last emperor of the Song Dynasty of 470s AD. Houtei is a 10 years old kid who reign over the Chinese plain...
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WHAT!?!? How is that even possible!? Well, apparently it happened, and happened f a s t.
Somewhere in between happened, and happened f a s t, he managed to: Practice spears using prisoners, eunuchs, ministers & officers, and civilians. Oops! Not to forget he masters bow & arrows too! With the same training method. He played police and thief; him being the thief and actually kills the persons (mostly civilians) that he robbed and claims his loots. Houtei by the age of 14, is capable of sleeping with a woman, or more likely hundreds of woman. And to spice things up a little bit, he sleeps with his own officer's wife just for the thrill of it. He even kill a dog..A Dog!?! What did the dog ever done to him!?! Well, I guess its just tough luck dawg! Alas, the doggy revenge can't come any faster! The dog happened to be his last kill in this world. He was assassinated during his sleep that night *After eating the poor dog*. Drop dead. D e a d. by the age of 15. 5 years of spearing, bowing, arrowing, killing, sexing, sexing, sexing, sexing, sexing, sexing, and killing a dog. Whoa! Speaking of bad influence from violence video game and TVs!! I wonder if he playsWorld of Warcraft back then? or watches Sex and the city , and feels like banging every chinese exist in this entire world! A 10 years old kid!?! His dick can't even stay still during pee pee! *Note: In 2010, it is a feat fit for a superman , considering there are about 1 billions of Chinese in this very moment, mind you*
I think Houtei's dad in Chinese heaven was like "Oops! my son just killed yours! and yours! and yours! and Look! Look! Your entire family pays you a visit! Hey is that your dawg?"
This awesome blunder only makes you think...Who in the right mind leaves the fate of millions under a 10 years old kid who can barely spell awesome?! Are they even using their brain!?!? Sadly, I think he does, and that's why it happened. This awesome blunder derives from the very basic of human nature, to survive. In order to survive from our short live, human reproduces and duplicates, hoping that some day his/her offspring will continue the legacy. haunted by the need to survive, the Chinese emperors strive to find heir from his own blood (More likely, sperms), disregard the capability of the heir. We are hard-wired to survive. It is in our blood, whether we like it or not. While some managed to continue the legacy, others,managed to carve their way through under the "Infamous Chinese Emperors".
"The fate of nations is intimately bound up with their powers of reproduction. All nations and all empires first felt decadence gnawing at them when their birth rate fell off. "
Benito Mussolini
Why not give it a little read? and this is my full report:The Infamous Chinese Emperors. It is full of...Ermm..I guess you can say interesting in some sort of way, but most of all retarded...downright retarded. So why don't we flip some pages and take a look at how interesting is the interesting! My personal favorite is Houtei! The last emperor of the Song Dynasty of 470s AD. Houtei is a 10 years old kid who reign over the Chinese plain...
.....
....
...
..
WHAT!?!? How is that even possible!? Well, apparently it happened, and happened f a s t.
Somewhere in between happened, and happened f a s t, he managed to: Practice spears using prisoners, eunuchs, ministers & officers, and civilians. Oops! Not to forget he masters bow & arrows too! With the same training method. He played police and thief; him being the thief and actually kills the persons (mostly civilians) that he robbed and claims his loots. Houtei by the age of 14, is capable of sleeping with a woman, or more likely hundreds of woman. And to spice things up a little bit, he sleeps with his own officer's wife just for the thrill of it. He even kill a dog..A Dog!?! What did the dog ever done to him!?! Well, I guess its just tough luck dawg! Alas, the doggy revenge can't come any faster! The dog happened to be his last kill in this world. He was assassinated during his sleep that night *After eating the poor dog*. Drop dead. D e a d. by the age of 15. 5 years of spearing, bowing, arrowing, killing, sexing, sexing, sexing, sexing, sexing, sexing, and killing a dog. Whoa! Speaking of bad influence from violence video game and TVs!! I wonder if he plays
I think Houtei's dad in Chinese heaven was like "Oops! my son just killed yours! and yours! and yours! and Look! Look! Your entire family pays you a visit! Hey is that your dawg?"
This awesome blunder only makes you think...Who in the right mind leaves the fate of millions under a 10 years old kid who can barely spell awesome?! Are they even using their brain!?!? Sadly, I think he does, and that's why it happened. This awesome blunder derives from the very basic of human nature, to survive. In order to survive from our short live, human reproduces and duplicates, hoping that some day his/her offspring will continue the legacy. haunted by the need to survive, the Chinese emperors strive to find heir from his own blood (More likely, sperms), disregard the capability of the heir. We are hard-wired to survive. It is in our blood, whether we like it or not. While some managed to continue the legacy, others,managed to carve their way through under the "Infamous Chinese Emperors".
"The fate of nations is intimately bound up with their powers of reproduction. All nations and all empires first felt decadence gnawing at them when their birth rate fell off. "
Benito Mussolini
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